So what do you all think about this cold party treat and summer favorite…ice cream cake?

I personally… think they are the grosses things ever.  How can anyone eat those extremely hard and/or extremely soggy pecan flavored or whatever flavored cow juice with three week old synthetic vanilla flavored sponge cake.  You all know what I mean as a kid we where all subjected to this nasty treat at your little cousin’s pool party.  The frosting will start melting as soon as the candles where lit and especially if during the party a cheap guest added their two kids to the birthday cake that was intended for just one, so you ended up with a 9″ cake with like 20 candles.  Then there was the serving of the cake, some poor smock of an adult always go jacked with the task of cutting this massive brick with the flimsiest knife in the draw when in reality they should have been using an electric saw.  Once you got your retched piece that looked like it had been cut by the Texas Chain Saw murderer you could not even cut your first bit with the cheap plastic folk they gave you.  This was only the beginning, because as you horsed around with the rest of the kids your piece of cake started to decompose and as you proceeded to take your second bit the ice cream looked like a disgusting pool of pecan puke surrounding the most disgusting slice of cake that by this time is soggier then a three day old Tres Leches…nasty.